I am getting so hot, I wanna take my robe off

My cousin IMed me yesterday, told me to watch this video. I click on the link, look at the title and I'm like whaaaa? These old ass white people..opening up with Eminem.It's kind of hard to hear in the beginning so turn it up, but the longer the video goes on, the funnier it gets. They hit Outkast [[hey fellas whats colder than bein cold?]] some Pussycat Dolls [[edited version of course, but I wish they would have said the actual version bc it would have been much funnier]] and even a choral version of Chamillionaire and MC Hammer [[can't touch this]]. But the best is the last and final song, Nelly's "Hot in Herre". The proceed to sing the song and...well. Watch it. Until next time.

Play Better

If she walks past you, better glance twice
Her walk stops traffic and her accent sounds just as nice
Must come correct with the verb, her presence is double the price
Ladies watch and admire, wishing they had the skill
Fellas take notice and give respect, late night dreaming erupting of that thrill
She embodies the knowledge of Mr. Jones
The hustlers swagger of Mr. Carter
The business ethnic of Mr. Combs
Coming up she caught a few losses
Brushed if off and returnedOn to crush the pride of the big bosses
Her demeanor is fearless, leaving foes breathless
Watch jaws drop as she brokers multi-million dollar deals
Even under pressure she doesn’t drip sweat
Even after she’s gone, they wonder who’s gonna fill her heels
She represents the single mothers, the determined sisters
Making those chess moves since her career goals must be fulfilled.
Continuing to smash barriers, because for second place she’s reaching up the ladder
2008 brought us the first black president, years later she’ll get her shine
Because she just proved that women can play the game better.

--thanks Derek. =] This piece that my wonderful brother wrote and something I'm writing will soon be formed together as an orgasm for your ears. Until next time.

I thought about you

I thought about you when I saw "The Wood" in my DVD collection. "Let's play this game for life! Mackin, hangin...mackin, hangin!"
I thought about you when I saw my wristband from American Idol. Ahhh Louisville, good times! =]
I thought about you when I heard Little Brother on the mix cd you made me before we went to their concert.
I thought about you when Carl Thomas came on a mix cd I was listening to....because the next part of my thought process was Ralph Transvant. you know!
I thought about you when I saw Love and Basketball on tv. "Shawnee Easton....Shawnee Easton...with the big ass tittties!!" I thought about you when I drove past the Home Depot. We don't love the 'Po!!I thought about you when "Holiday Heart" came on tv once...obviously because you're gay as the feezy. I mean really...el em ay oh!
I thought about you when I put on my Martino's jeans yesterday. Aw Grey's Anatomy and then Martino's. Every week freshmen year!
I thought about you when I was shining my tiara because you keep trying to touch it. Back back lady, that was 2 years ago!
I thought about you when me && Twin talked about the 1st time we met. Bad times, lol. Glad we're ride or dies now!
I thought about you when I found the letter you asked me out in, in like 8th grade, hahaha yea I still have it.
I thought about you when I saw our love child on Facebook that you left me with!! Dead beat! haha
I thought about you when I saw a WWJD bracelet. Throwback!!



Did I think about you lately?

In The Beginning

There was a young lady born on June 23, 1988. Her parents named her LaChandra Marie.

LaChandra meaning eminent–adjective 1.high in station, rank, or repute; prominent;distinguished

illustrious-adjective 1.highly distinguished; renowned; famous

Continuing on, now a days she's usally referred to as Shani. Miss Shani if you like. God is her number 1. A lover of all things music, specifically R&B, she sings ALL the time.

A biology major with a pre-med track she aspires to be a pediatrician. She's always cracking jokes but can be pretty sarcastic, so please don't take offense! She's a passionate lover and a very sincere friend.

Enough about her for now though...what about you? =)